Life is Busting out ALL Over!

Things I’ve discovered while being sick

Posted on: January 4, 2007

– America’s Next Top Model mega-marathons are funnnnnn – especially if you’ve never seem them before.
– However, I could do without Tyra Banks. Bo-RING!
– While I love Breaking News special reports there are a couple I could do without, Pres Ford’s funeral and announcing the Calif. delegation that will escort Nancy Pelosi back in to the Chamber are an example
– Nyquil is goooooooooooood.
– Theraflu is gooooooooood.
– If your work happens to call you FOUR times while you are sleeping, return their message. Once they hear your voice, apparently any doubt they had that you were in fact faking, is erased and they may even push you into staying home tomorrow too.
– Boyfriends suddenly remember things like your favorite ice cream and bring it over to you, who cares if you are avoiding dairy!
– The FCC standards TV Warnings have a large strike zone. Every episode of ‘The L Word” shows the warning – Brief Nudity. If THAT is Brief Nudity, I have a bridge in Brooklyn to sell you.
– Little neighborhood convenient stores are a TOTAL ripoff when it comes to soup and orange juice. You would think they could afford better lighting with that mark up.
– Tonsils are actually filters, and when there is a lot of phelgm, it swells, hence swollen glands
(this helpful medical fact comes from boyfriend, so I’m not sure I believe it but it sounded reliable)
– It is interesting that the most clarity I’ve gotten about my life decisions came when I was too sick to eat and under the influence of cold medicine.


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