Life is Busting out ALL Over!

I view Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind in a whole new light now. But wouldn’t rehab be nice? It should have really great beds that you can just sink into, making sleep so easy. Go away for 30 days, have someone there through detox of emotions, all the sappy movies you can cry to, [...]

Dear Ex,
What’s up? As you know I’m dealing with a fairly significant life decision at the moment, do I move to Georgia or return to Chicago? And as of 3pm this afternoon, let’s throw Boston into the mix. I realize that I do not actually have offers yet. But I’m going on campus and I’m [...]

So, in case you’ve been living under a rock this last week, Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows came out on Friday. Being a more reclusive yet anxious HP fan, I put mine on reserve. I decided not to go up to Evanston to pick it up at midnight, seeing as a) street parking is [...]

Phone call yesterday at work:
R: Guess where I am?
Me: Brazil!
R: Um, I wish. No, I’m at the store getting us food for the dinner I’m going to make you tonight.
Me: AWESOME! What are you going to make?
R: It’s a surprise.
Me: Will I like it?
R: It will be the best thing ever.
Me: Even if it’s pork?
R: [...]

you accidently hit speakerphone and the whole office can hear your boyfriend’s voicemail.
It’s a good thing it was really funny and not lovey dovey.

Early morning 5:30 AM, my understanding of what transpired*:
Greenleafgal “sleeping”: Hey, let’s start a new group.
BF getting ready for work: Ok, what kind of group?
GG: Refugees For New Hospitals!
BF: Uh… OK. What?
GG emphatically with a fist raised in the air**: RefuGEES for NEW Hospitals!!!
BF: Well, I support Refugees and I support hospitals…. (trails off)
GG: Ha, [...]